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PostSubject: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:53 pm

女人有两个优点,但有一个漏洞,男人没有优点,却有一个长处。

男人经常抓住女人的两个优点,用自己的长处弥补女人的漏洞;这叫天衣无缝。

男人为何聪明?因为有两个头,女人为何爱吃?因为有两张嘴。

男人为何结婚?男的想 [通] 了,女的想 [开]了。

又为何离婚?男人知道深浅了,女人知道长短了。

婚后男人发胖,因为每晚两袋鲜奶,一个燕窝,两片鲍鱼

女人的消瘦,因为每晚只有一根香肠和两粒鸟蛋。

男人是牛,女人是地,没有耕坏的地,只有累坏的牛。



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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:55 pm

够力。 Shock
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:56 pm

lol!
很A叻....haha...
好像有另种意思....
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:58 pm

我也吓到~我爸爸send给我的=。=
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:00 pm

你的老爸很geng咯。
佩服你有这样的老爸。
我老爸没管我的。 Crying1
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:01 pm

对咯,你爸很厉害,我把电话都不会用,sms都不会...
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:03 pm

佩服我老爸 sweat ~老掉~还有几封我没弄上来~等我去买晚餐先
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:04 pm

但还好啦。我爸什么都会。
用电话来GPS, Wifi都没问题。
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:06 pm

那回来再post,我还要再看...
那就好咯,我爸只会玩ps2...
不喜欢用电话的...
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:08 pm

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那回来再post,我还要再看...
那就好咯,我爸只会玩ps2...
不喜欢用电话的...

我老爸玩ps2是为了让我的嘴小弟弟开心而已。
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:10 pm

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jackie wrote:
那回来再post,我还要再看...
那就好咯,我爸只会玩ps2...
不喜欢用电话的...

我老爸玩ps2是为了让我的嘴小弟弟开心而已。

对咯,爸妈都是疼最小的...
我最大的,可以丢进垃圾桶了... Crying1

他好慢,我想在看.. hehehe hehehe hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:12 pm

哈哈。。是咯。
但没关系啦,我妈对我最好了。
让他先吃啦,不要这么急。
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:34 pm

<结婚前(往下看)〉

男:太好了~我等待的日子终于来了~我都等不及了!

女:我能反悔吗?

男: 不。。你甚至想都别想!

女:你爱我吗?

男:当然!

女:你会背叛我吗?

男:不会,你怎么会有这种想法?

女:你可以吻我吗?

男: 当然!绝对不可能只是一次!

女:你有可能打我吗?

男:永远不可能!

女:我能相信你吗?

《结婚后(请由下往上看)》




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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:37 pm

看多了....可是也很好笑下...谢谢分享... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:38 pm

不好读的。
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:38 pm

好搞笑~我认同阿~我也可能这样的哦 suspect

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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:41 pm

男人的小鸟有三种优点

《有纪律》早上比主人先起床。

《有礼貌》见到漂亮女子就立正。

《尊敬》 见到婆婆就鞠躬。

厉害吧!!


可是有弱点的哦!


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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:43 pm

lol...
又是你爸send给你的吗?
你爸真的厉害...
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:43 pm

太恐怖了。
如果在学校每次看到美女就立正,那就死了。
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:45 pm

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lol...
又是你爸send给你的吗?
你爸真的厉害...


我爸很久以前send给我的~

他朋友send给他的啦~

然后他send给我
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:49 pm

我爸也是不會理我的~~~
我一個Sem回家才可以聽到他聲音。。。。 Crying1
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:49 pm

然后一起分享?
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:51 pm

Xxx[范_仔_兽]xxX wrote:
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lol...
又是你爸send给你的吗?
你爸真的厉害...


我爸很久以前send给我的~

他朋友send给他的啦~

然后他send给我

那你爸都很厉害...好羡慕...
我爸不理我的... Crying1
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:52 pm

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我爸也是不會理我的~~~
我一個Sem回家才可以聽到他聲音。。。。 Crying1

你回几次哦?
我爸以前虐待我的...
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:52 pm

突然好想念我爸~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:53 pm

一個學期回一次咯
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:54 pm

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太恐怖了。
如果在学校每次看到美女就立正,那就死了。

对咯,那我们请多点老太婆来读书,一时立正,一时鞠躬... hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:54 pm

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一個學期回一次咯

才回一次哦...好可怜下...你hometown是在哪?
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:55 pm

小明又一天跟爸爸说:爸给我一万块,我要带我女友去夹娃娃

小明爸说 :技术那么差阿~要用一万块这么多来夹娃娃,要去哪里夹!

小明说 :妇产科! aiya!
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:58 pm

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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:00 pm

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对咯,你爸很厉害,我把电话都不会用,sms都不会...

我爸会飞鸽传书 aiya!
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:01 pm

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lol!
很A叻....haha...
好像有另种意思....


哈哈。。。。
我也这么觉得!!
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:05 pm

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johor

很远叻,这回要多久哦?
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:06 pm

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对咯,你爸很厉害,我把电话都不会用,sms都不会...

我爸会飞鸽传书 aiya!

厉害咯aiya!
那不错啊,复古...
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:07 pm

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lol!
很A叻....haha...
好像有另种意思....


哈哈。。。。
我也这么觉得!!

你也觉得叻,那你找些post上来咯
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