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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:09 pm

I want your dad as one of my friends >_> arrow
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:16 pm

还有几个~懒惰打~累 aiya!
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:35 pm

小牛从小鸡家乡哭喊着跑回来,老牛惊见了问为什么哭喊着?

到底发生了什么事?小牛哭诉说被鸡妈妈和全村的鸡追赶着打,

老牛又问为什么被打?小牛说我只是开心的向他们喊道别,

哪里知道全村的鸡很生气地追着我打。

老牛问:你是怎样和他们道别的?

小牛说我只是开心的呼喊着:小鸡bye!老鸡bye!全村鸡bye!鸡bye!全部鸡bye!
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:35 pm

Xxx[范_仔_兽]xxX wrote:
还有几个~懒惰打~累 aiya!

下次再打...我要看... sweeping
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:42 pm

某日,一女子到湖畔戏水游泳,因四下無人,便脫光衣服下水。

湖裡住着一隻青蛙,那只青蛙看见水面附近有一個」黑洞」,

一時好奇,便游了进去,那女子戏水完毕,就穿上衣服回家。

过了几天,那女子觉得身体不舒服,肚子裡老觉得有东西在里头。

便上医院检查,医生觉得不对劲,替她開刀检查,

竟然发现里头有一只死青蛙,青蛙的遗体旁还有一封信,上面写着:


<<青蛙的遗书>>









自从我住进這個黑洞之後,每天遭乱棒殴打
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:44 pm

然后女子要把“那边”锁起来吗?
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:47 pm

好变态...lol
可怜的青蛙
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:54 pm

某男脱下衣服给女友看二头肌说:这相当于五十公斤炸药。又脱下裤子指着大腿说:这相当于一百公斤炸药。接着脱下内裤,女友夺门狂奔,惊叫道:天呐!引线这麽短!


一女子因胸小而嫁不出去,一日相亲对男人说:“我胸小,你嫌弃吗?”男人说:“有馒头大吗?”女子说有!洞房之夜,男人冲出洞房,跪地仰天长呼:“天啊,旺仔小馒头!”

一个记者采访100只企鹅一天都干些什么,第一只说:吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆,第二只说:吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆。一直问了99只都如此,问到第100只说:吃饭、睡觉。记者问:你怎么不打豆豆?企鹅曰:我他妈就是豆豆,你奶奶的。


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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:58 pm

超色的。
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:03 am

【搞笑】爸爸的不好
过了兩年,媽媽又懷孕了,懷孕又是不能滿足爸爸在性方面的需要。爸爸
強忍了九個月,眼看快要生的媽媽,還是忍不住抱著她說:「老婆……我好想
要喔,再忍一天,我就會憋死!」媽媽體諒爸爸的苦處,半推半就,爸爸就把
她推到床上,掏出大肉棒就大力幹了進去……沒想到孕婦還會這麼爽啊……!

  爸爸剛射精的時候,媽媽就突然喊說:「不行了,不行了,我快生了。」
於是爸爸就匆匆把媽媽送進醫院。

  爸爸在產房外緊張地走來走去,醫生出來,他就趕緊上去問狀況。

  醫生說:「胡先生,有一個好消息、一個壞消息,你要先聽哪一個?」

  爸爸緊張地說:「先說好消息吧!」

  醫生就說:「你老婆生產順利,母女平安!」

  爸爸舒了一口氣,心想:這還會有甚麼壞消息呢?

  醫生緊跟著說:












「可是很抱歉……我們發現你女兒已經不是處女了!」
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:05 am

wakakakakaka
好好笑哦。......
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:07 am

性教育

>> > > > >如果真的用這樣的方式教小孩,真不知未來他的性生活會是什麼樣子?!
>> > > > >
>> > > > >有點黃但好笑 ~~
>> > > > >
>> > > > >女兒:聽說"第一次"很痛,是怎麼個痛法呢?
>> > > > >媽媽:想像把一根胡蘿蔔塞到妳鼻孔裡 ...
>> > > > >女兒:那生小孩呢?聽說更痛?
>> > > > >媽媽:想像把一顆西瓜塞在妳鼻孔裡再拉出來 ...
>> > > > >女兒:...... ?
==============================
>> > > > >兒子問老爸:『為什麼嘿咻嘿咻時會很舒服啊!』
>> > > > >老爸說:『就像你挖鼻孔一樣,當然舒服了。』
>> > > > >兒子又問:『那為什麼嘿咻嘿咻時女的比較舒服呢?』
>> > > > >爸爸說:『因為你挖鼻孔時,舒服的是鼻孔,而不是手指!』
>> > > > >兒子再問:『那為什麼女性被強暴時會很難過呢?』
>> > > > >爸爸說:『如果有一天你走在路上,有人過來挖你鼻孔,你會舒服嗎?』
>> > > > >兒子又問:『那為什麼月經來時就不能嘿咻嘿咻呢?
>> > > > >爸說:『如果你流鼻血,你還會繼續去挖鼻孔嗎?
>> > > > >兒子繼續問:『為什麼很多男人不喜歡戴保險套?』
>> > > > >爸爸說:『你會戴手套挖鼻孔嗎?』
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:09 am

Fun Fun 很geng噢。
有这么多这些东西。
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:10 am

我爸爸和Jb的朋友的杰作~哈哈1
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:14 am

够力~ ~ ~ ~
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:18 am

电脑零件的对话!!


荧幕说:我好惨!每天给人看。。。

键盘说:我更惨呢!每天给人打。。 。

滑鼠说:我才惨咧!每天给人摸。。。

光碟机说:我好惨!每天给人插。。。

Floppy说:我更惨!现在没人插我 。。 。

USB随身碟说:谁够我惨?这边插完就去那边插!
一 小心还要被感染。。。

Mother Board说: 不要以为我被很多东西插会很
爽,它们插进来后就都在动,那才 是难受 !

。。。最后。。 。。

音效卡说:还说呢!明明是我插你,为什么都是我
在叫?!
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:18 am

I want to know your dad... Call him boss! xD
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:19 am

some not my dad send to me de~some is my frds
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:21 am

真的很够力下。。
哈哈。。
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:23 am

【搞笑】花木蘭上戰場,後來..........(18+)

話說一次花木蘭上戰場英勇奮戰

不巧戰到一半剛好遇到大姨媽來了

因此體力不支,便暈倒過去

木蘭醒來之後,發現一名軍醫正在照料自己

軍醫道 :你昏迷了好幾天終於醒過來了有個不幸的消息告訴你

你的雞雞不幸在戰場上被敵人砍下

木蘭心想:真笨不知我是個女的

軍醫道 :你傷的很重,好幾天都血流不止到今天血終於止住了

傷口我已經幫你縫起來了....
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:33 am

lol...真的很好笑...
一流...
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:55 am

缝起来?!
炸到....
人生一片黑暗 speechless
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:36 am

那说全部女的,都是缝起来的... Calm
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:50 am

LoL.. The mulan one made me laugh like mad in the end = =
Ah fun ar.. Still got more? welldone
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:25 pm

英语的信息。。。

Here are 7 words to describe you as my good friend.....


KIND,

ADORABLE ,

NICE ,

ATTRACTIVE ,

SOCIALBLE ,

AMIABLE ,

INTELLIGENT .










So in short you are

K.A.N.A.S.A.I.
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:29 pm

=_=美国人++日本人和@_@土人

一个美国人,一个日本人和一个土人在洗桑拿。
突然,美国人的手臂响了!
美国人按一下手臂铃声就停了!
美国人得意的说:
“这是我们的最新科技,放一枚晶片就可当手几用!”
这时日本人的手掌也响了!
他拿起手掌讲了几句话,
也得意的说:
“这也是我们的最新科技噢!”
土人很自卑地默默去厕所
一会儿他回来了
由于没擦干净
屁股里还夹着半张卫生纸!
美国人和日本人异口同声地问:
“那是什么?!”
土人灵机一动:
“噢!有个传真刚传过来!”hello
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:51 pm

真厉害!!
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:06 pm

lol! lol!
好笑... Happy
somemore???
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:59 pm

现代考题+绝妙答案

高考完后又是中考...考题千奇百怪,答卷也五花八门。真佩服现在的学生啊,思维
> 跳脱,天马行空,和我们那时候的循规蹈矩,差别太大了,呵呵。看一组语文试卷中
> 的填空题---
> 1.__________,为伊消得人憔悴
> 同学答:宽衣解带终不悔
> (正解为“衣带渐宽终不悔”,偶承认这个是思想有问题)
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2.君子成人之美,__________
> 同学答:小人夺人所爱
> (直接晕死)
>
3.穷则独善其身,__________
> 同学答:富则妻妾成群
>  (正解:达则兼济天下)
> _________,天下谁人不识君
> 同学答:只要貌似萨达姆
> (汗|||....)
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4.明月几时有,__________
> 同学答:一颗永流传
> (当时狂笑,现在觉得挺经典的。正解为“千里共婵娟”)
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5.洛阳亲友如相问,__________
> 同学答:请你不要告诉他
> (正解为“一片冰心在玉壶”)
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6.期末考试出对联, 上联是:英雄宝刀未老
>   该初三同学对下联为:老娘丰韵尤存
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7.五年级的一次考试就考到了“三个臭皮匠,__________”
> 同学答:臭味都一样
> (把监考和外面的校长笑翻了)
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8.书到用时方恨少,__________
> 同学答:钱到月底不够花
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:05 pm

7.五年级的一次考试就考到了“三个臭皮匠,__________”
> 同学答:臭味都一样
> (把监考和外面的校长笑翻了)
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:34 pm

“Who said english is easy?"

Please fill this blank either with ”YES“ or "NO"


"_____,i am pig."
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:10 pm

Xxx[范_仔_兽]xxX wrote:
“Who said english is easy?"

Please fill this blank either with ”YES“ or "NO"


"_____,i am pig."

“Who said english is easy?"

Please fill this blank either with ”YES“ or "NO"


"No,i am pig."
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:15 pm

你还真是猪... Chasing!!
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:19 pm

冰淇淋王子 wrote:
你还真是猪... Chasing!!
shhhh...
ppl admit liao...
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PostSubject: Re: 男女关系新解   Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:23 pm

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