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PostSubject: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:28 am

一女士去拍快照。拍完后便去取自动冲洗的照片,看完惊叫:我怎么照得像只猴子!后面有个妇人冷冷道:那是我的,你的还要等五分钟。

一女生和哥哥一起上街,裙子突然被大风吹起来,女生惊慌地按着扬起的裙子大喊:天啊!春光外泄!哥哥白了她一眼:拜托!家丑外扬吧!

一朋友不安地说:“昨夜我做梦游玩意大利,还吃了意大利面条。”我说:“那怎么了?”“今天起来,我发现我睡衣的带子不见了。”
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:47 am

请把所有你要分享的笑话放在这~谢谢合作
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:50 am

怎么降多area有笑话啊... fainted 乱...
该去哪看???
fan fan de leh?
where you post?
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:52 am

i sure post in my area one
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:56 am

Xxx[范_仔_兽]xxX wrote:
i sure post in my area one

why dont wan put togehter...
麻烦wan go here go there...
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:24 pm

一朋友不安地说:“昨夜我做梦游玩意大利,还吃了意大利面条。”我说:“那怎么了?”“今天起来,我发现我睡衣的带子不见了。”
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:25 pm

妹妹妹妹我爱你,控制不住来找你,一不小心吓到你,晚上做梦梦见你,发誓一定追到你。
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:25 pm

高山一枝梅,到底你爱谁?我要跟你处,谁也挡不住!处了我就黄,我就这么狂。黄了我再处,我就这么酷!
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:26 pm

我以痴心,静待你芳心,海枯石烂我不会死心,别叫我伤心,你是我的甜心,这代表我真心,希望赢得你的铁心,祝欢心,死没良心!
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:26 pm

告诉你一个让MM对你笑的秘籍:走到MM前,轻抽自己两个耳光,然后用春节晚会范伟的口吻说:我抽啦!我真的抽啦!
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:27 pm

劳工(老公),劳动节希望你愿意为我打扫房间,把身体好好锻炼,经常为我买早点。哦,忘了祝你节日快乐!
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:28 pm

征婚:家穷人丑一米四九,小学文化农村户口,破屋三间薄田一亩,冷锅热灶老婆没有,一年四季药不离口,今日短信广征女友并肩携手。您愿否?
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:28 pm

如何正确对待男人:他有钱时帮他花;没钱时躲开他;腾达时跟着他;失意的时候抛弃他;落寞时打击他;绝望时离开他;自杀时帮助他;老了时折磨他!
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:28 pm

哈里从兽医那儿回家,对妻子说“我们的狗真可怜!一路上总是哀叫,像是有话对我说” 太太看了狗一眼叫道“这只狗也许想对你说,它不是我们家的!”
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:29 pm

“做人,到底是正直的好。”“为何?”“我偷了一只狗,卖给人家,谁都不要,后来送还原主,他们很高兴,倒给了我十元。”
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:29 pm

听说你早上倒垃圾,不慎掉进垃圾坑里,怎么也爬不上来,正好过来一个捡破烂的老太太,伸手把你拉了上来,说:城里人真浪费,这么有味道的女人也扔了.
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:30 pm

我有三句话想对你说:第一句是想你!第二句是我想你!第三句是我还是想你!给我碗饭吧,我已经三天没吃啦!
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:30 pm

众公鸡追母鸡引颈长鸣,一公鸡眼睛红红不语,母鸡心动.新婚,母鸡:你真酷,当时咋不叫?公鸡:那天喝多了……怕吐.
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:31 pm

客人:老板,给我来半斤猪头肉.老板:对不起,我们没有了.客人:胡说!墙角那个人啃的是什么?老板:那是一对正在亲热的恋人.
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:31 pm

男士向女士求爱:“我会永远爱你!”女问:“永远有多远?”男士:“不知道,可能比很远还远一点吧.”
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:32 pm

一司机开车撞倒一老汉,司机慌忙伸出头来看个究竟,老汉看见后大惊。奄奄一息地说:“老兄,你还想倒车不成”。
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:32 pm

老师:在佛教道教回教天主教基督教东正教伊斯兰教当中,你最向往什么教?学生:那还用问,当然是睡懒觉啦!
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:33 pm

妻哭道:婚前你不是说我是你的全世界吗??为什么你现在又去找别的女人?夫:嗯……那是因为我的地理常识变丰富了!妻:……
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:33 pm

一青年左手把着方向盘,右手搂着女友开车,警察看见了说:“喂,应该用双手。”青年:“那我怎么开车呢?”
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:34 pm

管申请驾照的人去管结婚证书后失业了,原因是他习惯性地问:“你们是为了娱乐还是为了商业用途?”
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:34 pm

一天八戒兴致冲冲的跑来对唐僧说:“师傅,有人叫我帅哥了!”悟空在旁边笑着说:“这呆子,一定又去上网了!”
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:35 pm

一对夫妻来到许愿井旁,丈夫许个愿还往井里扔个硬币.妻也想许愿但她弯腰时不小心翻入井里.丈夫惊呆,然后笑着说:真他妈的灵!
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:36 pm

人生就象大便,一旦冲走就不会再回来,人生就象大便,往往努力了却只有几个屁,人生就象大便,怎么拉都一样,可每次又不太一样…
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:37 pm

一丑女嫁不出去希望被拐卖,一天终于梦想成真被人绑架.绑匪嫌她丑将其送回,此女坚决不下车.绑匪咬牙切齿地说:走,车不要了!
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:38 pm

火车拥挤,有人趁停车时将屁股伸出窗外大便.车将开时列车员大喊:那个叼雪茄的胖子快把头缩回去.
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:39 pm

示爱者是动物,被爱者是植物.如果爱被拒绝,离开的当然是动物,因为植物是不会生出脚来跑路的.
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:39 pm

有个人第一次在集市上卖冰棍,不好意思叫卖,旁边有一个人正高声喊:卖冰棍----!他只好喊道:我也是----!
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:40 pm

我们村穷啊!致富基本靠抢,结婚基本靠想,交通基本靠走,通讯基本靠吼,治安基本靠狗,取暖基本靠抖!
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:41 pm

学了点国语的老外.早晨和女秘书打招呼"你吗好?"小姐瞪了他一眼,他一楞,马上又对她说"妈,你好!"
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PostSubject: Re: 笑话1..会继续增加中   Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:42 pm

你习惯向左走,我习惯向右走,缘分让你我相遇,你向右走很偶然,但相遇是必然的,四目交汇时,你欣喜我激动,众目睽睽之下模拟单膝跪地大声对我说:皮鞋擦吗?
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